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<< Jul 25, 2006 @ 15:01 >>

Two people who knew Kay told The Star-Ledger of Newark that the hand, which Kay nicknamed "Freddy," was a gift from a medical student who frequented an all-nude juice bar where she dances.

You can't make this stuff up.

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July 25, 2006 @ 15:09:39

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

"Sometimes I sit on my hand until it falls asleep, then I masturbate with it. I call that the stranger."
"Really? I thought that the stranger was when you cut the hand off of a hobo, preserved it in formaldehyde, and then occasionally got it out, made a fist with it, and --"
"I don't want to know how you are going to finish that sentence."
"But --"
"No."
"Okay. Fine."
"Good."
"Slideyourdickbetweenthefingers!"
"AAUUUUUGH! DAMN YOU!"

July 25, 2006 @ 15:27:42

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

We need to start a film company. Or film division. Of another company... that we already started... sort of.

July 25, 2006 @ 15:53:10

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

or get one of those projects done that we already started...

July 25, 2006 @ 15:58:56

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I'm more of an idea guy really... a dreamer. Don't take the wind out of my sails.

July 25, 2006 @ 16:33:44

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)

I just make funny shit.

July 25, 2006 @ 17:17:18

chimp.pngpaularms (#1017)

my shit just smells funny

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