4. Blades don't need reloading.
<< Sep 3, 2006 @ 18:59 >>
I just started reading The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks after several recommendations. It took awhile to find in the book store because they had mistakenly put it under "Humour" instead of "Non-Fiction / Reference."
The girl at the register was like "this book is funny because it is written like zombies are actually real," and I just stood there for a moment, quietly pitying her naivety, before I said, "What do you mean? Zombies *are* real."
But before I even started reading, the back cover's Top 10 Lessons For Surviving A Zombie Attack made me realise I've been preparing for an onslaught of undead my whole life.
5. Ideal Protection = tight clothes, short hair.
You thought I wore tight clothes cause I was some dirty hipster. You thought wrong, bitch! And yes, this is why I cut my hair off.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
See, it wasn't an impulse purchase at all.