it's like that song...
<< Dec 5, 2004 @ 04:50 >>
"Who are you doing New Years, New Years Eve?" errr-- I mean "What are you doing." Yes, of course.
Despite facing groceries until 4am on a Saturday night / Sunday morning, work was pretty entertaining tonight. First came these 3 young college women looking for fixins' to make smores. I asked "S'more a' what?" and topped it off with "How can I have s'more of something when I haven't had anything?" One of them had seen Sandlot. When they came to ask mere where the graham crackers were (You put the mallow on the graham), she called me "sir."
Next came this old black dude in a pimp hat. He yelled half way down the aisle, "Have you got any KY Jelly." Being totally unbothered by such things (proud of him really) I tried to help a brother out, but couldn't seem to find it. It quickly became one of those television moments where everyone in the store knows what he's looking for cause I have to go ask other employees where to find it. Part of me wished they would have done the bit on the intercom.
A little later in the night a young black couple came in and the guy asks me where he can find the Magnum's right there in front of his slightly embarassed girl. Having had to locate all the sexual health items earlier I knew right where to direct him. In retrospect I should have played dumb, "What's a magnum?" That could have been good for several laughs.
Reader Comments...
December 6, 2004 @ 00:19:30
sith33 (#999)
I just noticed that the title on your website ("The domain of Xopl") is dumb. Change it.
In regards to the new years eve sexing, I hear rumor of hot hot goings on down at Joey's house. He and Luke are throwing a big bash!
Wait no, that's all bullshit.
December 6, 2004 @ 04:27:09
xopl (#001)
your title is dumb, bitch.