frosty the cocaine "snow" man
<< Dec 20, 2004 @ 18:59 >>
Here's a little Christmas treat from me to you. Sung to the tune of Jimmy Durante's version of "Frosty the Snowman." If you are my mother, click here.
(Frosty)
Happy Birthday!
(Jimmy)
Frosty the "snow" man
was a jolly happy soul.
With a used hash pipe, and a pot stem nose,
and a razor that I stole
(All)
Frosty the "snow" man,
it's a fairy tale they say.
He was made of blow
but the addicts know
how he came to life one day.
(Jimmy)
There must have been some magic in that bag of coke they found,
for when they cut it on the mirror he began to dance around.
(All)
Frosty the "snow" man
was alive as he could be.
And the addicts say
he could laugh and play
just the same as you and me.
(Time signature change)
[horns]
(Kids)
Frosty the "snow" man
knew the bag was small that day.
So he said, "Let's run
and we'll have some fun
now before you snort away."
(Jimmy)
Down to the village,
with a rolled ten in his hand,
running here and there-
all around the square-
saying, "Snort me if you can."
[pause]
(Kids)
He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop.
(Jimmy)
And he ran off like a dealer when he heard him holler, "Stop!"
(Time signature change)
[jingle bells]
(Kids)
Thump-ity thump thump!
Thump-ity thump thump!
(Jimmy)
Look at that Frosty go!
(Kids)
Thump-ity thump thump!
Thump-ity thump thump!
(Jimmy)
Leaving a trail of blow!
(Jimmy)
Frosty the "snow" man
was a jolly happy soul.
With a used hash pipe, and a pot stem nose,
and a razor that I stole.
(Kids)
Frosty the "snow" man
had to hurry on his way.
(Jimmy)
But he waved good-bye saying, "Don't you cry."
(Frosty)
I'll be back on Christmas Day.
Reader Comments...
December 20, 2004 @ 19:20:48
xopl (#001)
Actually a co-worker of mine said, "Yeah, we always used to make 'snow' men around the Holidays." So apparently this isn't a foreign concept.
December 20, 2004 @ 20:03:24
sith33 (#999)
Cub coworker or MPR coworker?
December 20, 2004 @ 22:05:45
xopl (#001)
Wouldn't you like to know!
December 21, 2004 @ 15:18:15
74 (#074)
You just wish you could afford that much cocaine. Or, wait, no, that's me.
December 21, 2004 @ 16:09:07
sith33 (#999)
One time me and zach were doing lines and then this dude showed up and he was like "oh shit man!" and we were like "shit!" but then it all turned out cool so no problem.
December 23, 2004 @ 08:14:30
not moonie (guest)
:-O.
oh my gosh!
guilty as well.
show me some love :P
December 23, 2004 @ 12:32:27
xopl (#001)
Welcome aboard moonie. ;)