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you are an angry bald old man, you need a lawn and a stick to shake at passerbys.

The 4/11 months is unpossible. People that work at my company get heckled all the time. We fly with tools and electronics all the time for work, some of which don't really look so innocent.

*clap* horray posts

Post to your blog or I will find you and wax your asshole with duct tape.

So..if the pork knew where these guys were, I mean really had the addresses of 11,000 people stored up, why the fuck did they wait that long? "Eh, well, you know, I don't really feel like catching bad guys today, lets just eat donuts and butt-fuck each other instead, we can go catching guys later"

wtf?

Maybe he thinks you have lupus?

football helmets + airguitar != amazing

huh, I've been getting pieces of shakespearian plays for a few weeks now. Full of images of a penis enlargement nature, obviously.

Decidedly not. A lifetime of having his name mis-spelled finally led to the breaking moment for poor Nikos. I hear that upon reading yoru blog he smeared himself down with butter, grabbed a dull kitchen knife, and ran off into the darkness to search for you on quiet secluded university walkways.

Thanks a lot Zach, they just finally convinced me to take off my foil helmet-

Were you just not carrying a burrito at the time or what......

Amazing, all blurry humanesque images look sort of alike....

high quality funny

That right there is some high quality funny

how the fuck did that happen? back button?

I DEMAND a blog entry search feature. Nothing fancy mind you, like '%text%' will do just fine.

I DEMAND a blog entry search feature. Nothing fancy mind you, like '%text%' will do just fine.

the rats went way easier once i threw some ketchup on that blade you gave me and got to swingin. I had some stupid crappy thing before that, way crappier than a dripping meat sword anyway. Where did you find the ass-hat? Nah though, i'm pretty well set now, I'm outta meat but thats just cause I bought me a hammer.

40 turns is too few, I'm thinking a solid 60 would be more appropriate-

74.33? I'm in KOL now too for the record. indifferenceMan, got my ass handed to me today by drunken rats.

Fifteenth you say. As that is the birthday of the becca, any plans for that date must include her as a primary factor. Other than that restriction i'd be down with the fifteenth. Is that when you're heading back home from chicago?

heh heh - so when are we gonna bathe in the sauce? I'm out of school and unemployed, every day is as good as the next.....

Wow, almost as good as neon 'hooker' signs. I assume you can get this site to tell you where the weed is at as well. Ah, the wonders of technology.

I still haven't tried durian, you?

you need to lighten up zach. I dream shit that happens all the time too. I suspect that you, like me, also dream a lot of shit that doesn't happen. It freaks me out sometimes too, but when i realize there is no good way to tell the acurate ones from the inaccurate, well then i'm really just right back where i started.

i just noticed i haven't posted in a while. Boobies.

Hate to break it to you, but that wasn't a woman. It was a man, sitting in his bedroom, listening to porno at full volume. Maybe he likes it that way, or maybe he's a little hard of hearing these days. But it doesn't matter, it was still porno.

Probably because you're like the only fucking person ever who's had to do what you're talking about. Just a guess, I could be wrong.

my 3rd round produced 69 meters, but my first two produced about 5

Yeah, you're right, this one is better. It sort of reminds me of some of the stuff he helped 12 rounds do. The iToons file seemed super fucking low volume to me though, I had to resample it into mp3 to hear it properly on my headphones at work.

I think people are funny. Most people know the names of people, like polititians sometimes, mostly musicians and actors. Am I alone in not giving a shit? I have no fucking clue who bruce campbell is, i don't want to know, i don't care. How is that one comes to memorize all these people?

Mmmm, it says 16 oz cans, not 16 oz of beer-

That's it hippy - im digging out the mace and riot gear, free speech my ass.

Yes, I did, but safari seems to be highly compatable with anything that functions on opera and mozilla, at least that's been my experience.
I've basically given up on anything complicated. I use php functions to keep everything modular. Just little functions that output pieces of standard featureless html code. It might not be beautiful, but it keeps my web page easy to update and rendering properly.
Work is another matter however, css and asp all over, divs, positioning, nastiness. The portal we use is a little shoddy from a code perspective, can't argue with the results though.

Jehu....Winkerbottom.....
Something is looming, but I can't quite make it out
oh, for the record, it was good.

As far as web standards, I couldn't be convinced to care, if it renders properly on IE, Mozilla, Opera and Lynx the rest can suck my nads. Beyond that, basically the only thing I learned in web last semester is that different browsers render even the most facist dtd-strict much differently.
As far as god damn static fucking footers, I know that pain, assholes at fox made me deal with that shit. Luckily after a few minutes of regexp hacking I got something to recognize about 90% of them. Then I just browsed the pages till I found the ones that slipped through the cracks. It's just fucking stupid, why the hell would you write the same fucking piece of code over and over like a thousand times? Are these people just not lazy, are they really that worried about their continuing job security that they have to make every god damned step so painfully difficult?

Speaking of cars, I'm in the market for something I can purchase for around 1 case of beer. Shocks, doors, windows, and brakes are all unessential. The vehicle must have trustworthy seat-belts and move over 45 mph without the assistance of wind or hills.

shit happens.

just because you do something on purpose, and even if you do it well, does not protect you from my infinite supply of insulting banter

I thought "now we're all fucked" was highly sufficient. But, whatever, the new way works too.

I have those thoughts ocasionally too, but mostly about my later not-so-innocent exploits leading to my eventual legal problems. But I've decided after some time that the legal system is wrong, pot being illegal is just not that great of an idea.

Mmmm, supplies....

>cat post | gzip -f
zach found some mold
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I've got what he's got, I ripped it when his back was turned. halo 7 is a fresh disc, but reptilian is a straight out rethink of the concept of reptile from downward spiral, a remix for sure. Though I suppose you are right, it's not exactly a remix albumn.

he must be that illegitamate child zach is always talking about.....

i dunno about that, the remixes on halo 16 are some of my favorites, the where is everybody remix is especially good, and what about reptilian off of halo7, that shit is pure gold, and halo 6 brought us the happiness in slavery remix i love so much.....

LOLOL, shit yeah, that's what i'm talking about....

I agree, for some reason. It just doesn't make any sense though, 'you == lush' is most surely a question in all literal interpretations. Feels like shoddy reckoning.

ha, shit, i see now, n/m. +)-(15 15 ./{_}57 )\)\3 831)/(@ |}4)\)\ 80r3|}, 7)-(47'5 411.

my guess is years of social conditioning, beaten as children when they were late for school, boss makes them suck his cock AFTER he just fucked them in the ass when they show up late, that kind of thing. Then again maybe I'm just being pessemistic, I guess I might be willing to believe that some people actually enjoy their jobs and/or like to be on time a lot.

I think you should add a filter fixing all entries from 'not Christy' to be relabled as 'Christy'. Just to shake things up a little...

somehow the comparator seems ok there, even though it doesn't really make any sense. I guess it's kind of making a bolder boolean statement. Like instead of saying "zach is a lush" it is saying "it is a publicly known fact that zach is a lush".

why are you quoting non-obscure web comics, why not quote spells and whistles or something only blonde weiners with glasses would read?

Hmmm, 2000 seems like a safe estimate, I think it could be done for much less, but 2000 would be a good amount to have at one's disposal for the just in case scenarios involving things like rented cars, kegs, public drunkeness fines, etc.

I dunno about you, but it's gonna be a damn long time before I have 2000 dollars, much much longer till I have 2k I can afford to spend

You missed the meaning Pam, I wasn't calling you a dick. The first line clearly stated I hated you. No clarifications needed. The second line was for anyone who paused to realize the fact that I post here myself. So, I wasn't calling you a dick, just saying that I hate you.

Tickets can be had betwixt Chicago and London for around 400, if lodging was outside London somewhere it would probably be a bit cheaper, could probably be done properly for around 1-1.2K per human.

Your criticism may well be valid, however, guinness on tap in the british isles was not the drink I was describing, hence... I'll post a prompt correction as soon as you buy me a fresh guinness in the British pub of your choosing.

I hate everybody that posts here except xopl and sith33. That's right, I do, dick.

I owe sith33 a beer - well stated.

this is not the xopl we know and love, write the damn converter, plug your rich text through it, polish the html by hand, and spend the additional four hours of your shift browsing the web.....or you could just be a douche bag and use word to do it all for you......

http://www.denverpost.com/framework/0,1413,36~11676~2631803,00.html

you stripped my link - dick

the figures I see everwhere say 350, not 35, also sounds likely much more will be sent, but likely sure isn't surely link

shoddy

You just wish you could afford that much cocaine. Or, wait, no, that's me.

{I would have at first maybe "The Raven"}
I dunno xopl, your english wasn't looking so hot in that one, think you might be missing a word or two.

So I says to my car, I says, "look you piece of shit, if you don't take me to the fucking video store I'm going to fucking pummel you into sand"

The vehicle replied, "of course, soft human".

He then promptly drove me to the porno store. Upon arriving I could be heard scolding my vehicle's overly literal translation.

W really is a useless letter isn't it?

your site needs more boobs. here, let me help..

(.)(.) [boobs] |./\.| [moobs]

I would never talk about graphical design, i know nothing about what looks good. I was just talking about code design, but we already had that conversation last night, didn't we

I agree with the idiot, your page design is troubling at best. Nice and secure though ;-)

funny, i don't know any spanish at all besides what you just said...

i'd like you to hire me as the official marijuana smoke filter. I can filter 2 blunts per hour from harmful marijuana smoke to pleasant potpourri...

i've answered this question a damn many time. it's lemon, lemon is sort of sweet but not quite. it's also just every so slightly disgusting, in the words of a wise man i know "you can't lust for something unless you're at least slightly disgusted by it". tootsie pops don't fucking count, you're always looking for something soft after you suck for a while aren't you. give it up, the question was dum-dums bitch.

you guys are lost. as a wisconsin inhabitant i'm here to set you straight. wisconsin DID cut education before the dnr. the dnr is the mob, ask anyone who's ever lived in, or tried to live in a 'wet land' which probably makes up roughly 10% of wisconsin, or maybe i just think that cause i live in a fucking shit pool swamp, whatever, fuck you guys.

i'm gonna fucking run you down with my car, i know where you live, i've seen where you sleep, and i keep a loaded shotgun in the trunk of my car

I WILL FUCK YOU

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