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<< Jan 31, 2005 @ 15:07 >>

I took a moment out of work to execute a prank. Ian had a monitor delivered today, so I wrapped it in cellophane and attached this notice. [Disclaimer: I censored it.]

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January 31, 2005 @ 16:15:46

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

That's a very nice prank. I'd like to see a picture of his face when it comes. Just censor the face part too.

January 31, 2005 @ 16:31:27

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Oh, that's a whole lotta evil. I agree with sith. Pictures!!

January 31, 2005 @ 21:41:13

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Ian just read the letter out loud to Mike and followed it with, "So that's fucking great." He's plugging it in right now.

January 31, 2005 @ 21:47:39

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Damn... he's not like FREAKING OUT like a big stupid baby. He just calmly decided to see if it was broken, and it isn't, so he probably won't even call customer service.

January 31, 2005 @ 23:56:47

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Hrm. Now send a letter saying that they shipped him somebody elses monitor and they need him to ship it back (at his expense)

February 1, 2005 @ 02:02:30

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

hahahahahhahahahaahhhaha! +1 sith!

February 1, 2005 @ 12:25:45

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Damn it... if I'd been smart I would have written on the notice "Please call us immediately upon delivery," or something because he is convinced the letter is real. Then I could have laughed at all the telephone drama.

February 1, 2005 @ 12:28:06

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Mike and John both know it is a fake. John walked in there and casually came across the letter and was like "What's this?" Ian explained the situation. John says, "I'm surprised they even told you that it fell from the forklift." Ian replied, "Well, they are required to by law."

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

February 1, 2005 @ 15:49:21

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Ok, now leave a letter on his desk that you say was courier delivered, telling them that as part of an out of court settlement, he's entitled to a $25 payment due to the mistreatment of his package. All he needs to do is call to provide some tax information.

Do it! do it!

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