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<< Aug 12, 2005 @ 17:49 >>

AKA: "Alright, seriously, who put the number 74 at the bottom of my coffee cup?" and other assorted tales.

Have you ever had Starbucks' Espresso Fudge Brownie? There is a dynamic complexity of subtle flavour and texture unrivaled in the world of brownies.

They turned the A/C off at work or something. It was over 80 by the time I went home. Suck.

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August 12, 2005 @ 18:35:18

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Heh, it was <60F in the studio today.

I chatted up Christy. It was fun!

August 12, 2005 @ 18:38:45

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

And your building caught on fire. Sarah was all, "here's music I'm leaving."

August 12, 2005 @ 18:48:46

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Also - I'm not sure when I'll be back on Monday, so maybe?

August 12, 2005 @ 18:52:30

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Back?

August 12, 2005 @ 18:54:41

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I ran my dishwasher for the first time last night. Dish. Washer. It does my dishes for me, maaaaaaaaan.

August 12, 2005 @ 19:07:42

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Don't rub it in, dude.

And if you aren't available on Monday, sith, how about wed (zach, too)? I have plans with my friend Rupa on Tuesday. And, what are we going to do? I call I don't have to decide.

August 12, 2005 @ 19:11:00

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I'm interviewing Oneida on Tuesday.

August 12, 2005 @ 20:32:22

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

You are?! That's awesome!

.....But I asked about Wednesday.

August 14, 2005 @ 00:55:20

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Wednesday night is probably good for me.

August 14, 2005 @ 01:06:46

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I have to make salsa Wednesday night, but other than that I'm free.

August 14, 2005 @ 22:37:16

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

I beat that Goblin King fucker! Then I summoned some noodles out of thin air and ate me some spicey ramen.

August 15, 2005 @ 02:03:25

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

You have to make salsa and then give me SO MUCH of it, you mean.

August 15, 2005 @ 17:53:43

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

the salsa is for my leaving boss

August 16, 2005 @ 12:50:27

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Pout.

August 17, 2005 @ 01:53:41

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Right then, so I had to run away from guys trying to mug me tonight. Fucking hell. It was almost like being in your neighborhood Zach.

August 17, 2005 @ 08:17:05

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

You can't just say that... elaborate... tell us more!!

August 17, 2005 @ 09:39:23

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

So I'm walking down selby, having gotten a delicious oreo blizzard from DQ. Couple kids come up behind me, tap me on the shoulder, ask if I've got some money. I said no, as I had quite literally spent my last $4 on said ice cream treat. They dropped back a bit, I kept walking. Then they came up again and said "Give us your wallet."

At this point, I started questioning whether this was a good situation to be in.

So, I quickly crossed the street, at which point they started running after me. I started running too, made it to Arden's house and got inside, they gave up at some point just before that. Then I called the cops.

Cop cars run a very ugly WindowsXp theme, and the back seats are rather uncomfortable. But they got me home, and all is well.

August 17, 2005 @ 13:51:00

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Hehe, you totally were riding in the backseat of a cop car. That's hilarious!

August 17, 2005 @ 17:31:41

jem.pngpamelaNeko (#1001)

I hope you were eating your Blizzard while in the back seat of the squad car.

August 17, 2005 @ 17:35:44

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Heh. I just wonder what the neighbors thought when they saw me get led out of the house and put in the back seat of the squad.

August 17, 2005 @ 23:40:35

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Why did your website just say "Please stand by" ?

August 17, 2005 @ 23:51:54

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Wow, sweet. It used to just crash horribly... at least now you get a message.

August 18, 2005 @ 00:03:43

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Damn, I'm sorry I missed it. Stupid commute.

August 18, 2005 @ 00:09:27

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

So Christy, when you start your hipster job, do you need a no-good-nik leech to suck your time and resources? Cause, I was thinking, I'd be good at that.

August 18, 2005 @ 01:15:30

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

First of all, my job will not be hipster at all. I will be pretending to be blue collar, yes, but it's completely different. And 2, there is a waiting list for sugar momma-ness from me, which I already told you. *snap* *snap* That's the kind of thing you gotta pay attention to if you're gonna apply (yes, there is a 13-page form which you fill out in triplicate and a 25$ application fee. yes, i've been spending too much time looking for an apartment).

Also, I think you should all read this: http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/2005_08_01_belledejour-uk_archive.html#112412940982041111

(heh, dig the long url!)

So, sith, are you going to recount the events of the evening, or am I going to have to? We both know Zach won't get around to it until RSN. Although, it's been a week, so Zach's about due, right?

August 18, 2005 @ 08:15:47

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

I'll explain it.

So, I rolled up to zachs pad in my lamborghini (being a rockman-lover). All of a sudden, gunshots rang out like a bell. It's a good thing I had my 9, which I grabbed, and all there was to be heard was shells (falling on the concrete real fast).

So, as we can see, if there is a problem, I'll solve it.

Or not?

What's your version of events?

August 18, 2005 @ 10:12:42

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

About the same, you know. I checked out the hook while my dj revolved it.

August 18, 2005 @ 15:52:20

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

Sorry I had to cut you off when you called, sith. I usually don't have time to chat while I'm dj-ing. Thanks for listening, though.

August 18, 2005 @ 16:11:54

marilyn.pngsith33 (#999)

Yeah whatever, I'm used to rejection.

September 20, 2005 @ 09:32:07

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Dear Kingdom of Loathing users who come here looking for how to kill that pesky Golbin King,

I don't know the right way to do it, but I can tell you how I did it: I couldn't hit him with my gnollish autoplunger, so I put on an acid-spitting flower or whatever. Every round I just healed myself, and the flower did the damage for me. Slowly but surely.

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