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a romantic moment with a pile of poop?

was it fresh?

as a vampire from venus, this news disturbs me. we need more representation in minnesota. they gots them some riteous blood there.

it's just a blog. people who like you read it. i recommend posting nothing but kitty pictures until perspective returns. sort of a zen meditation thing, we are all nothing thing...

i think that's worth 2,398 meat.

join the Furry Ant Co. clan

maybe PB stands for pulverized bodies?

good thing you're moving out.

level 9 to start one. but you need to chat to find a good one and i hate the chat. hates it. and i feel stupid just joining one at random.

i just figured a MESS of shit out -- mainly, if you donate $10 you get a mr. accessory and that boosts all your stats by +15.

my characters are mumblefratz gazingus and hot pants the pirate. pastmancer and disco bandit respectively. both level five.

perhaps we should have a clan or something? i don't really know what that is yet.

go to the bounty hunter hunter's shack every day. he buys crap that i believe is otherwise worthless like gnoll teeth and bar skin.

yeah. i hear that.

i keep buying things that i don't know how to use.

you too? i've also gotten hooked on KoL lately.

work has been extra dull.

i've up level 5 with two characters although i haven't figured out how to mix cocktails yet. actually, i feel like i haven't figured much out yet.

i'm not usually a game player.

but if you tell my your character's name i'll send you a gnollish plunger and a viking helmet. and maybe a bungbear bungard.

i've dated younger women (23/18) and older (28/33). i thought both experiences were completely worthwhile.

hi christy. agreed.

and yet, as a 33 year old who was once 23? date the 19 year old. if she's not who you want you can try try again.

maturity isn't the only attractive quality people can have. youthful spirit is beautiful, too. and you know what? you're never going to date 19 year olds again.

i hope.

enjoy life. there will be plenty of years to spend being cautious and serious.

i was picturing someone completely different.

19 is not too young for 23.

my fiancee is 29 and i'm 33. it's freakin' perfect.

do not stiffle romance for something as stupid as social norms. romance needs all the help it can get.

i have inappropriate questions:
1) how old are you?
2) what do you look like?
3) when does this pill make you turn into the hulk?

that's why i wouldn't wish for money. i'd wish for a big plate of nachos. and the ability to flawlessly line dance. and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.

i never understood people wishing for money. money is nothing. it's just crap you use to get something you want (and sure, easier to carry around). why rob a bank to buy a car when it's much easier to steal a car?

so uncreative, these people.

if you did want money, though, i'd think asking for a cornocopia wallet would work. there's always another andy jackson inside it no matter how many you take out.

then i'd mug you and take your fancy-pants wallet.

the end.

i'm so jealous! beavers are amazing.

i'm reading The Ancestor's Tale by Dawkins which is all about evolution. in it i learn that the lake formed from a beaver's dam is the largest example of a phenotype in the world. (the definition of phenotype being "the expression of a gene" or something. i'm not a scientist.)

we don't have beavers here. we have hippies. luckily, i do not believe being a hippie is genetic.

i used to hate needles. then i had to give myself shots four times a week.

now they're just needles.

we will never again doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

1) open cup
2) place penis in cup
3) urinate
4) close cup
5) wash hands

or am i missing a step?

maybe she just likes to suck tailpipes?

oh. well. i guess so. in the same way that eating a rocky mountain oyster is like eating lamb.

some of those chemical reactions are kinda important.

the highest i've ever been was after the Chocolate Expo in New York.

i couldn't stand still for four hours.

okay fine. i've been higher. i'm lying.

you'll hear from my lawyers. i have registered copyright on idiocy x&z and your usage here is an infringement of that right.

i'll see you in court.

i always use bedrunken. especially when i'm discussing mead.

is this an attempt to get NIN to comment on your blog?

instead of tiny pineapples?

personally, i prefer the pineapples. although occassionally i want to be the hot cowgirl.

you understand.

i think we should all go in and buy one for bruce campbell.

who's with me?

actually, i believe that guinness includes a little button-y thing at the bottom of their cans that makes the stout behave more like draught guinness -- thus it's better to get guinness in a can than in a bottle. the button could account for the missing 1.1 fl oz.

it means his daughter has a cute friend who's "really into radio" and thinks balding is sexy.

she's right. balding is sexy.

oh. we have GOT to do that out here. i'll invite Frank Chu and Michael, whom i just wrote about today!

bastards.

i'd say you should come out here and intern for us (or our web designers, who seem to do excellent work: www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/shows/tchaikovsky4/multimedia/) but funding is not, shall we say, physically present.

i would be very glad, however, to offer you a position helping me put together a wedding registry page. i pay in pilfered office supplies.

i will be getaway driver, but we'll need the bent car.

boy. i wish you had taken a picture of the bent car. i'm in the market for one of those because i love to take corners fast.

sometimes i get depressed reading the paper.

because i'm unable to find any news in it.

maybe i'll move to mozambique.

damn. i wish i had read this post before i suggested to my fiancee that we spend v-day at the grocery store fighting about tortillas.

shooting up a bar sounds like much more fun.

nope. taking this offline.

shall we settle on doppleganger? we can trade off weeks being the evil one.

MPR? as in minn public radio? if so, we've got even more in common. i'm at the SF symphony and do a bunch of work with you guys.

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